Drunken Unicorn lost its liquor license and has been renamed "Bored Unicorn." Okay, not really, but this post by satirical site The Atlanta Banana tells the story of how that scenario would play out had it really happened. Spoiler alert: It includes staring contests, Connect 4 tournaments, and a lot of tambourines. It's also sure to make guests "more bored than a blind guy at a silent movie." [Atlanta Banana]
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